Last night I realised I had a problem. It wasn't my shopping addiction. Oh no, I came to that conclusion a long time ago.
My problem was I no longer cared that I had a problem.
And it felt grand. It felt like outdoor movies and roasting marshmallows over a bonfire. It felt like swimming drunk and lying on trampolines, listening to Bon Iver. It felt like a weight had been lifted off my shoulder because I simply didn't care that I had spent $X on X items and it was all thrill and no buyers remorse and I thought yes, this is happiness.
In the midst of my revelation, during my dull and dreary day job, I decided that I had to put my new found enthusiasm to use. It was simple, it was right in front of me and it was one of my favourite past times.
BLOGGING
I love the ending of seasons solely for the sales. Am I sad that winter is almost over? Yes, I'm devastated. I don't do well in the heat and living in Queensland, it's a part of life. We have the word sunshine on our number plates. Someone was clearly obsessed. But end of seasons means sales and sales means I can finally feel alive. Like, really alive. Like, light a car on fire alive. The paypal confirmation email so thrilling, it might be illegal in some countries.
There's something about animal earrings that make me giddy. There's something about animal earrings that remind me of Game of Thrones that make me all ADHD-like.
These earrings are badass and awesome and a bunch of other adjectives indicating my approval. I follow the Claudia Kishi rules of ear accessories, wherein there are NO RULES. Am I going to pair these bad boys with feathers? YOU BET. Will I wear pearls as well? WAS THERE ANY DOUBT?
The next best accessory would be Robb Stark. A girl can dream though, am I right?
These earrings are available on ASOS, made by River Wild. They are only AU$9.76 and aren't going to break the bank. (Thank god.)
They will, however, give me an excuse to spend more money. But I've never really needed one anyway.

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